13 People Who Don’t Know What ‘Literally’ Means
Literally the best list on the internet.
“The world is literally her oyster.” - Sarah Palin’s spokeswoman
Mmm grammar police + political commentary = <3
“I still want to go back in time and be an awkward, sappy teen holding hands with a boy during a rom-com, or have him hold my shirt sleeve during a scary movie. I still want to go back in time and attend a college formal with a dude. I still want to go back in time and attend my friends’ weddings with someone I care about. I missed too many milestones along the way, too many rites of passage, and while I really don’t have many regrets, that stuff continues to eat away at me at times. But coming out was the greatest thing I could have ever done.
Zooey took a parting look at the page she had been reading, then closed the manuscript and dropped it over the side of the tub. “Jesus Christ almighty,” she said. “Sometimes I see me dead in the rain.”
“Yes, that is you dead in the rain,” Siri retorted plainly.
For some reason this commercial has elicited strong feelings from lots of folks. Bravo, HyperVocal, IMHO this is by far the best response yet.
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