election:

During a Wednesday night watch party in downtown Charlotte, we couldn’t help but notice a young woman in the crowd who was powerfully intoxicated with the former president and who squirmed excitedly through all 48 minutes of his speech. We sat down with her to find out just what it is about Big Bill that drives women wild. 

Excited Fan (mid-20s; mildly inebriated): I love Bill Clinton. He is the sexiest politician in the world.

Tumblr: And you don’t care about Democrats at all.

EF: No.

T: You have never felt attracted to any other Democrat or Republican?

EF: No

T: Ever?

EF: Ever.

T: Or any politican?

EF: No.

T: Who else are you attracted to, besides Bill Clinton?

EF: Politician-wise?

T: No, period.

EF: Uh, like, George Clooney?

T: Okay, that’s a good answer. That’s completely fair.

EF: I think Bill Clinton and George Clooney are on the same page: Sexy.

T: Can you put a finer point on that sexiness?

EF: Um, the way they speak?

T: Which is?

EF: Sexy.

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There are no words. Bravo, Tag!